these things I like

 
Today I tried to make a Job (the guy from the bible who got shitwhipped by God) joke, but then I realized it wouldn’t work because too many people might think I was making a Jobs (apple genius) joke.  The joke was “Kathie Lee and Hoda are on during my teeth cleaning, so I totally get Job’s plight.”
Not hilarious, but so so true.

Today I tried to make a Job (the guy from the bible who got shitwhipped by God) joke, but then I realized it wouldn’t work because too many people might think I was making a Jobs (apple genius) joke.  The joke was “Kathie Lee and Hoda are on during my teeth cleaning, so I totally get Job’s plight.”

Not hilarious, but so so true.

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